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Full Name:    Carmen Elton Wojo Wallace Kosofsky
but call me "Wojo"

Place of birth: Cary, NC (circa December 1997)

Current address: Usually the basement

Height:   1 foot 2 inches

Weight:  12 pounds of muscle (Iams diet food did the trick!)

Hobbies:  Sleeping, torturing the dogs, watching Duke
basketball games, catching (but never, never killing) birds, snorting catnip